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Sunday, July 09, 2006

Guitar

Check out this guitar site: geocities.com/electric0

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Another yo momma joke

Yo mommas so ugly that when she went to the plastic surgeon they had to put her down.
and
Yo Mommas so fat Jerry Springer had to do a documentary on her.
Yourmom.com
members.lycos.co.uk/yomommajokes

How about a nice cup

Crazy libs

I made this on rinkworks
The other day, I snuck into an illegal Copper Cage Grudge Match. No rules. No pervatiousnous. No mercy.

Two contestants were stuffed into a big copper thimble and forced to duke it out until one or the other was bleeding cautiously and unconscious. One of the contestants, nicknamed The Horny Codger, wore china white shoes, and the other, nicknamed The Hailing Dog, was wearing some kind of sexy thing on his eyelid. Anyway, a small referee in an ugly cloak rang the bell, and The Horny Codger and The Hailing Dog came out pondering.

The Codger led with a roundhouse thwack to the anus, but the Dog blocked with his philanges. Then the Dog pulled a pile of washingmachines out of his pockets and slammed them into the Codger's appendix. Then the Codger stuffed the Dog into a small can and jumped up and down on it. But then the Dog told the can and took The Codger and hit him and ate him and cummed him until there was this nasty mushy sound, and minute made half fat orange juice started flowing everywhere. But at the last a split nanosecond, the Codger recovered, and they ran each other's biceps, and the crowd went big, and all in all, it was a great time at the Copper Cage Grudge Match.
What do you think?

Monday, June 26, 2006

Rinkworks

On rinkworks.com (link on sidebar to right) goto the Humor section and then goto "C§razy Libs". Only do the top section of scenarios they are the best. Its all very self explanatory. Post your ones here once youve done it by clicking on comments.

Yo Momma


I found a website that has loads of yo momma jokes on it. well its on a page at wikipedia.co.uk. If you type in Your Mother in the search box it comes up with a page packed with yo momma jokes. Here is the exact link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_dozens Also there are some links at the bottom of the page. Here are some of the good ones.

Yo' Momma's so ugly she makes you look good(a double diss)
Yo' Momma's so fat she went to an All You Can Eat buffet and they went broke.
Yo Mommas so fat .she went on the scales and it came up with your phone number.
Yo Mommas so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo Mommas such a slut she has more Wangs in her than a Chinese phone book.
Yo Mommas so ugly when she was born her incubator had tinted windows.
Yo Mommas just like a television. A 2 year old can turn her on

Sunday, June 25, 2006

French vocabulary

did you know that 'connerie' means bullshit in French

Train

I just got back from Edinburgh to Heathrow. Then took the coach to woking and train to guildford then car home. Me and my mum got to the train station at about 21.40. The train to guildford was coming at 21.36 (we would have missed it and there wasnt another train going to guildford for a long time) but it was delayed till 21.47. pretty lucky. ah huh

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Cool fact

The chances of there being a failure on a Boeing747 are that for that to happen you would have to fly on a 747 every day and live for 400 years.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Game

Fun game

Question

Answer this question by clicking on Comments: You wake up and find that your surname had been changed to Bullshit. So if your name was Joe Bloggs you would then be called Joe Bullshit. Your friends know you as (Youname) Bullshit. Of course if you went upto someone and said that was your name theyd think you were joking. Your in bed. What is your next action?

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Really funny flash video

This is a really funny video from this website: mikeoverbeck.com/osama/diplomacy.html called Diplomacy. Also Taliban Twister is very funny.

Attitude song

Cool song by Steve Vai: